The red ring you get around your penis when you take off a condom after sex.
Why do you keep itching your junk dude. I got laid last night. Crabs? Nooo... red ring of sex.
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sore losers
just because they won once in 86 years they think they are the best
Red Sox Nation:Yea we are better than the Yankees every year
A Sane Human being: Ummm, but havent they won like 20 more world championships than you???
Red Sox Nation:.........
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The act of selfishness when someone chooses to play 1-player video games by themselves, instead of choosing to play multiplayer games with their friends when attending a friend's house filled with video games.
Jacob: Hey, Ebin. You wanna play zombies with us? We only have 3 people.
Ebin: Naw. I kinda wanna play Red Dead Redemption instead.
Jacob: Dude, you're totally red deading right now.
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a bleeding bellend after having anal
or a red ball point pen
"some like it fast, some like it hard, others like it red tip"
"Man, my bells sore from that bumming of doom we had last night.."
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(Product)Red:
An ingenious attempt to eliminate "the AIDS" virus in Africa made by rock singer Bono and Bobby Shriver. The only known way to eliminate AIDS is to eliminate the host withholding the virus, thus killing the person.
For every RED MOTORAZR or Product Red item you buy, you kill 1 African child with AIDS.
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A girl who loves and is willing to give a shot to a bad pun or pick up line.
Cheesy dude: "Hey if you were a skittle, you'd be a red one."
Girl: "?"
Cheesy dude: "Because I like red skittles"
Girl: " You're way to awesome for words! "
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The red smile is a rash caused by going commando that raps around your asshole so when you spread your ass cheeks it creates a "red smile". It also cause a lore on woman as a appealing facial smile due to the irritation of the rash.
Damn, Eric got the Red Smile goin
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