He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.
John makes lesbians turn into straights
He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.
John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.
Mama the dama he probs would touch your pene for free but don’t quote me on it
John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch
You: “Hey, have you seen John?”
Friend: “No why?”
You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”
The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.
H: whose Ur fav person
Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.
It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.
John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome
person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.