if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

fizz juice

A combination of pre-cum and apple juice, typically in a syringe that gets sprayed on ones face, typically the subs, during or after sex.

1: oh? you want some of this fizz juice?
2: oh yes spray it all over me!!

Trumpicana Juice

Similar to "drinking the Kool-aid" that Democrats sip, but it's the juice that spews out of Donald J. Trump's mouth, that Republicans guzzle down.

"Republicans think Trump won an election he lost by over 7 millions votes, and by, not one or two, but by 5 red states turning blue. Republicans keep drinking the Trumpicana Juice."

Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?

Poo juice

Liquefied poo.

Want a swig of poo juice.

Tomater juice

When the pussy sqeeuzes clotted period blood

I brought home a scuzzy from the bar and she squeezed her tomater juice in my mouth.

Orange Juice Piggy

After losing a game of cards you become "Orange Juice Piggy".

Abb. OJP

Oh Man! Landon lost again, he's Orange Juice Piggy!!!