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You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.
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pubic hair cum is the cumgasm that squirts and then oozes out of a guy's dick and runs down his shaft and sticks to his pubic hair when he jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Fuck! I've got pubic hair cum after jacking off!
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A small, dome shaped candy most commonly characterized
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "
And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.
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Standard cum shot with added blood.
There are many different variations of bloody cum shots:
1. Penis is cut previously or during the sex process; ejaculation occurs whilst blood is pouring over the eye of the penis and ejaculate plus blood is then sprayed onto titties, face and/or back of random bitch.
2. Bitch on period engages in sexual intercourse, whilst man meat of her male counterpart is covered in chunky period blood, he removes said penis and erupts in a violent and convulsive orgasm onto her titties, back and/or whore-like face.
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A woman who takes a mangina and guzzles the cum while doing it.
Jeremy is a cum guzzling queen.
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The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.
I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.
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Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.
My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.
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