wine and cheese party

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.

Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.

i like cheese

a term used when the user is particularly involved with cheese

me:hey bitch guess what
bitch:what
me:i like cheese BOOYA

big cheese

large breasts

"Man, check it out! That bitch has got some big cheese!"

‘Where’s the cheese?’

Asking a girl or group of, who wants to have sex. Do you want to have sex with me. Do the wild thing, the hokey pokey . The horizontal waltz

Hi beautiful ‘where’s the cheese?’

Ladies hello do you know where’s the cheese?

string cheese

A slang term for a penis smaller than 4 inches

I don't like you, Brad, you have a string cheese.

Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese