two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

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Urban Dictionary Copy Cat

When some jack-ass on Urban Dictionary can't think up his/her own words and looks through to find one they can define themselves. Usually in his/hers own words, but still a dick move.

I'm glad there are people on the internet with creativity because I sure have none, I guess I'll go be a Urban Dictionary Copy Cat.

Please also see, douchebag.

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Goldman Sachs fat cats

2011: Goldman Sachs fat cats
Goldman Sachs are staffing US Treasury & the Federal Reserve.
Goldman Sachs took over the world and American economy.
Goldman Sachs rules the world.
Goldman Sachs Gets Multi-Billion Dollar Payback for Backing Obama.
Goldman Sachs was bailed-out by Federal Reserve.

Ponzi King - Bernie Madoff says, The whole US government is a Ponzi scheme, run by Goldman Sachs !!

OBAMA, The Wall Street President, Needs One Billion Dollars For The 2012 Campaign; time to shake down the Goldman Sachs fat cats?

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my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

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Rachel’s dead cat Geno

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.

Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”

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cat piss smelling fuckhead

1) A person that compulsivily lies. 2) A person doped up telling lies.

When Al said "go get me that cat piss smelling fuckhead." He was referring to the politician from the neighboring camp. Johnny was a cat piss smelling fuckhead after shooting up heroin.

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I'm going to Walk the cat

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)

and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"

and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."

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