John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night
John Douglas and the gnomes are in the shadows
A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party
John douglas is gay
That cunt with the fucked knee.
Also eats poo from the pan
Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo
Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas
John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need
Take a look at this example with John (douglas) in it
John: yo naa bra u good
Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC
Zion: thank u John!
The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.
Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help
The act of taking a huge dab to become really high
Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?