Alford

Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.

"I'm going to Alford for the night"

Would perhaps mean:

I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.

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Alford

1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

I come from Alford.
My name is Alford.
She used the Alford plea.

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Alford

when someone takes your car

oh that sucks. you have been alford

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Maria Alford

Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.

We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.

We all love them.

Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.

Pulling an Alford

Skipping or dropping out of school in order to work at McDonald's.

"Where's Tamokai?"
"Oh, he's pulling an Alford"

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Going to Alford

A euphemism used in a similar fashion as "Going to see a man about a dog".

'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.

Where's Kyle?

He's 'Going to Alford' for the night.

Filthy bugger.

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Michael Alford

He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.

Him an kyle's are good friends.

Guy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: Is your name Michael Alford
Guy: No??
Girl: That's why.

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