o tempora, o mores

Shit be changin' (quote from the latin politician and philosopher Cicero)

Back in my day, a selfie was when you sucked your own dick. O tempora, o mores!

Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345

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Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345 is so basic like factory settings

Sophie o connor

A sophie o connor is a person who you cant trust and she will try to know your crush she also has a crush on the fat kids in school.

Kid 1: ughh i hate britney and she loves allt he fat kids

Kid 2: i know right she is totaly a sophie o connor

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

New Jersey Jack-o'-lantern

The act of stretching your partners asshole until 1 foot in diameter. Then lighting a small firework inside the partners asshole which causes their lower body to glow. While this is happening the male partner sticks a fire cracker up their urethra and lights it before inserting into the partners vagina. Then after this a 3rd person will go and diarrhea all over both partners to put out the fires the fireworks may have caused.

Hey, those two retards Jessica and John are in the hospital after doing the New Jersey Jack-o'-lantern. Real dipshits if you ask me

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