When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
Let’s all take a moment of silence for those who already failed no nut November
“Hey it’s only November 2 but did you fail no nut November yet”
“Yes”
“………………………………………”
National ask out any girl named Farrah Day!
isnt her name farrah
Oh No! its november 2
National outside of school friendship day, tell them how much u love them, make me feel appreciated 🙃
Person 1: bro it's November 2 tday
Person 2: so???
Person 1: it's national outside of school friendship day!!
Person 2: oh ily broskii
The day a girl gets to ask out a guy but the guy must say yes.
Will you go out with me?
Why?
Because it’s November 2
On this day you are allowed to solve your thumb up your friends Booty hole with no consequence
On November 2
You *walked up to friend*
Friend " aahhh my booty hole"
You " haha loser"
kick or slap anyone one named madeline maddy, bella or isabella
yo it’s november 2!
isabella and maddy better run!