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When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww
I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.
When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout
Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...
A sucker fish is when a woman wearing a miniskirt with no underwear stands on the hood of your car and presses her vagina against the windshield
"Linda jumped on my hood with no panties , sat on my windshield. It looked like a sucker fish cleaning an aquarium."
Northwest cuisine for the ones sent to the southeast incinerator of the tumbleweed state... you stand at an exit door and release one at a time for spawn of the devil. It only takes about 1500 years of feeding to make him happy. When he burps up his yellow slime, you can finally have a glass of ice water.
I'm not serving anymore, unless I can go in a feeding frenzy neck holes and fish heads, I'm the incinerator now.
A messenger fish is a person that send messages between two people/group who are not talking to one another. They are basically the neutral party.
"You're the messenger fish"
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Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”
An indescribably horrifying smell, usually coming from the mouth of an older dog who's oral hygiene has been neglected for several years.
Hey Morad, your breath smells like fish trash in the morning.