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Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat
Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils
There is a myth that if you slap a chicken hard enough it cooks it. I have seen this type of event only ones in my life and it was performed by a guy named Steve.
Me: Damn man, Steve cooked the shit out of that guy's ass.
Steve Slap
The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
1) to slap hard against the face
2) a chinese name
When Ad schmoney slaps the shit out yo bitch.
Yo A” i need you to wang slap this thot
The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment
My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....