March 1

Talk to your crush day.( Increase the chance of u being together today :D

March 1 is today

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+1 internets

The Phrase to use if someone has done well on a post on the internet.

Well Done Katt! +1 Internets for you!

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1/6

January 6, 2021, a day of infamy during which an army of dumb fucks attempted and failed a coup of the United States.

"On 1/6, the adherents of an orange neon god stormed the U.S. Capitol Building, trashed it, and sent the Senate and House of Representatives fleeing to safety; five people died, one of them a police officer."

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rule 1

You do not talk about fight club.

Rule 1. You do not talk about fight club.

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Natural 1

The worst roll possible on a 20 sided die. Usually considered a monumental failure in D&D games.

DM: With a natural 1, you accidentally stab yourself

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kv-1

A Soviet Heavy Tank Made Out Of Stalinium. Fires Pure Stalinium Shells That Can Pierce Even A Panzer IV Tank. Use It to scare Hans and Fritz

Hans: Hey Fritz Doesn’t That Look Like A KV-1?
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...

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February 1

National get railed day: this is a day where you get railed, pretty self explanatory. If your birthday is on this day you a freak freak.

Person 1: “What’s the date?”
Person 2: “February 1st, so you know it getting freaky tonight”

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