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Trevor & Maria

a cute ass friendship.

Trevor & Maria have such a cute ass friendship.

by Handyyy October 23, 2018


Maria Markkanen

Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.

She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.

She is also considered very racist against boys.

She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.

god damn i have Maria Markkanen's class again

yeah i hate that shit

by kivekset November 17, 2022


Maria Ines

Maria Ines is a very funny and social girl. She loves to talk with anyone and always has a story to tell, she’s kind of dramatic. She likes things to be perfect and has a really good sense of style. She usually has curly or straight hair, she’s most likely to start a rumor but she is very kind and sweet.

Maria Ines is such a amazing friend!

She talks way to much lol

by Sof January 9, 2018

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Maria Francisca

Hi person voting I just wanted to see if you d let me pass this one just for the fun of it please I will give you a virtual hug my friend I love you so much. I mean English isn't even my first language (I'm from Portugal) so I'm doing a big effort just by writing this

Me :by the way you should visit Portugal trust me we are very cool people
You :ok thanks for the advice Maria francisca

by Portuguese party girl November 18, 2018

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


maria butyrskaya

N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)

Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).

I don't like Olympic-eligible figure skating now that Maria Butyrskaya doesn't skate anymore.

by OStar May 23, 2006

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


maria ozawa

A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.

Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.

Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.

by Preverted Internet User October 11, 2013

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


drunken maria

to party hard regardless of more pressing appointments and affairs occurring the day after.

"Dude, I was so wasted the other nite and i had to work in the morning. I totally pulled a drunken maria."

by RyandVictor April 23, 2006

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