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a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.
Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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An online fight between at least two people. It usually starts with a random and idiotic insult towards a person followed by an equally idiotic rebuttle. The members continue to fight back and forth, going completely off topic. Typical attacks include calling someone emo, or saying something about their momma. Everyone is dumber from reading it.
Typical conversation:
Tex: you got some of the shittiest ideas for stuff
Progz: tex i was getting now go beat off to walkers's pics.
Tex: is it me or does that not make an ounce of sense?
D_R_U_G_S: I didn't know that sense came in ounces.
Tex: i didnt know i was gonna e-punch you till now X( and well for progz yet another lame account for a diss
Boyd: I are not smarter anymore cuz of this e-fight :(
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When a group of guys get together to tickle, grope and wrestle each other.
Glen: Any plans for tonight?
Sean: Yeah, I am hosting a Tickle Fight at my place after work. want to come? Bill, Tucker and Mark will be there.
Glen: Sweet! Count me in, I love a good tickle fight!
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a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.
Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.
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Definition in unknown to common world because Members never talk about Fight Club.
Rule number 1: Don't talk about fight club
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When 2 random kids start a "fight" on facebook after one comments on someone's status and another kid begs to differ so they write how kid#1 is wrong. They then start commenting back and fourth and eventually other kids get involved and add their 2 cents, even though no one really gives a shit. It makes the person whose status it was originally, want to shoot themselves becuase they get 50 notifications via e-mail. Because there are so many comments, these usually show up in the "Top News" feed giving them even more attention. The so-called fight is usually about some insignificant shit that doesn't even really matter. The "fight" doesn't neccesarily have to do with the original status.
Conor: Did you hear Paul and Tom are fighting?
Sam: yeahh, it came up on my newsfeed.
Conor: Whose side are you taking?
Sam: probably Tom's, but its just a facebook fight. It probably wont get carried away.
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When two or more combatants, of any gender or sexual preference, become aroused in the heat of battle and proceed to fuck.
As in the film Mr. & Mrs. Smith, during a physical altercation, Brad and Angelina just start fight fucking.
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