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National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.
Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"
Person 2: "Yeah, why?"
Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"
Ahhh october 24, National Moldy yogurt day!!! My favorite day where we all sit down and eat a 4 month old greek yogurt. it has to be peach yogurt or u like to suck toes.
timmy: Hey Jerry!!! It’s October 24, you know what that means 😏 It’s national Moldy Yogurt day !
jerry: WOOOHOOOO MOTHA FUCKAS
Today slap anyone who’s names starts with H,C,A
You:can I slap you?
The person: No
You:iTs October 24th.....
October 24th is, well obviously... national lick ears day
Bro it’s October 24th, you know what that means
No, what does it mean... OH HELL NO STOP, STOOOOOPPPPPP
Friend: yo you wanna go get food?
You: no I can’t
Friend: why?
You: it’s October 24
Friend: FINEEE
Everyone born on October 24th are elite. We are the best of the best. We kick off the beginning of Scorpio season aka the best season because we're THAT bitch.
"Every person born on October 24th are elite" -me
National Dick Suck Day - use this day as an excuse to get head. You’re welcome.
Hey Jenna, it’s October 24... you know what that means???