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After looking at a person for the 3rd time, you fall in love.
3rd time's the charm!
Lea: I think I've experienced it...
Angie: Experience what?
Lea: Love at 3rd sight!
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A weird inapropriate dude makes everything inapropriate
He prince meme the 3rd's everything
This man was known for killing all the niggas and niggers in Japan on 6/8/1797.He screamed the N-Word and said Wigger and predicted Obama and called him a NiggaNiggerBigger
Damn that Nigga shit that Nigga like Christian Cortez The 3rd
Very cheap and very fake shoes worn by poor people but this shoe is 100% fake and cost about 2 to 5 dollars
Kierra Warren A.K.A blacky chan has some 3rd street shoes
Dawanique Sanders A.K.A stanky ass bitch has some 3rd street shoes.
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A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.
3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.
3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.
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When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.
Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were
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In the year 1903, King Butthole the 3rd was born into kingship after his mother died in labor and his dad got wasted and set himself on fire. From the year 1903 to 1907, Austria was ruled by a baby. While under the baby's rule the country went to war with Godzilla and the United Arab Emirates.
In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.
The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.
After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!
“The Irish flag dips to no earthly butthole.”
~ Oscar Wilde on King Butthole the 3rd
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