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just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.
The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.
A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."
"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.
My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.
Slang Term for a large girthy penis, roughly the size of a Pringle can.
Trevor: Kevin has a Pringle can in his pants.
Chad: Yep, he's definitely swinging to his knees.