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Henry Gates

A recent example of how race and victimhood are so integral to Black America's interpretation of the world around them, trumping even high levels of education, wealth and success by replacing them with pride, paranoia and blame.

White officer: "Sir, we had a report of a break in. Is this your house?"

Henry Gates Jr: "RACIST! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO BLACK MEN IN AMERICA, DAMMIT! YOU THINK A BLACK MAN LIKE ME COULD NEVER LIVE IN A NICE HOME LIKE THIS?"

Officer: "No, sir, really, we had a call from your neighbor about a break-in. I just need to see some ID so that I know who you are and if this is really your house"

HGJ: "WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, PUBIC SERVANT? YOU PROBABLY MAKE LESS THAN 1% OF WHAT I DO AND IT BOTHERS YOU BECAUSE I'M BLACK, DOESN'T IT?!?"

Officer: "There's no need to shout, and this is not about race. This can be resolved if you just show me your ID..."

HGJ: "THAT IS SUCH TYPICAL WHITE BULLS**T. OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT RACE! YOU'RE JUST SO DAMN INSENSITIVE YOU CAN"T SEE IT! LISTEN, WHITEY, I AM NOT JUST A POWERFUL MAN AT HARVARD, I KNOW THE PRESIDENT, DAMMIT. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, HE'S BLACK TOO! ARE YOU GETTING THE PICTURE NOW?"

Officer: "Look, this is all just standard procedure, nothing else. If you don't produce some ID and calm down, I may have to arrest you."

HGJ: "YO MAMA! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Officer: "Well, if you showed me your ID I would..."

HGJ: "WHAT, DO YOU THINK I'M YOU'RE SLAVE OR SOMETHING? THAT I JUST DO WHATEVER YOU SAY? WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT?"

Officer: "The law."

HGJ: "THY MAMA! I DEMAND TO SEE *YOUR* ID! HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?"

Officer: "Fine, here's the same ID I showed you after I first knocked. Sir, if someone were breaking into your house and pretending to be you, I'm sure you would want me to verify their identity rather than take their word for it and let them loot your house, right?"

HGJ: "YOU DARE THINK THAT YOU CAN USE LOGIC ON ME? I AM A POWERFUL MAN AT HARVARD. H-A-R-V-A-R-D, DAMMIT! WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? OH, HA, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T! SO LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU IN SIMPLE WORDS: I AM ABOVE YOU. YOU ARE NOTHING. I KNOW THE PRESIDENT. I WILL GET YOU FIRED FOR THIS!"

Officer: "You'd POLTER someone just because they're doing their job?"

HGJ: "SO BAD YOU'LL BE EMIGRATING TO MEXICO AND HOPING YOU COULD ONE DAY ASPIRE TO BECOME A STUPID WET-BACK. I CAN SAY THAT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I AM BLACK AND A BLACK MAN CANNOT BE A RACIST"

Black Bystander: "This man is embarassing me and my race... may I suggest you use your nightstick, officer?"

by figurinoutlife July 29, 2009

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Henry Stickman

Henry Stickman, not to be confused with Henry Stickmin, Is a character in the Henry stickmin franchise, who joined the toppats after being confused with Henry Stickmin In-universe

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Henry Stickman
Person 2: It's stickmin you dumb fuck

by It is a thing November 30, 2020

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Spoiled Henry

1. A compulsively spoiled individual that is under the false impression that they actually work for the things they have.

2. A pork loin that has been marinaded in vinegar and rolled in corn flakes

"Romdel is such a Spoiled Henry. I can't believe he actually thinks that he is working hard, when in fact, his mother buys him everything he wants"

"Dude where you last night?! You smell like a Spoiled Henry!!"

by Sean Sizemore SS February 18, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Henry The Fourth

Also, Henry IV. Slang term for H.I.V. aka Aids or Anally Injected Death Sentence.

That fag is down with Henry IV, he's history!

by fred head November 29, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Henry Thury

A confirmed soviet spy with traces of hiv

Execute the henry thury for his intervention with the 2016 election

by ttv.bounzl March 26, 2019

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Henry Experience

The English tradition of large communal homosexual suicides of those named Henry

Henry came back from Munich with his boyfriend and went for The Henry Experience.

by Adamsuicides.com June 17, 2009


percell henry

A rising fame basketball player who is considered one of the best sophomore basketball players in the nation Percell Henry was born in Louisiana and currently lives in Florida .

Percell Henry- being one of the best , unique

by Thomas Steins November 27, 2018