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While driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.
(upon swerving): "Jesus, what was that?" "Oh, just a ghetto squirrel."
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The North Korean propaganda cartoon that features violence, guns, war, more guns, allegory, a sexy fox, and even more guns.
Person 1: hey, have you watched Squirrel and Hedgehog?
Person 2: why would I?
Person 1: there's a sexy fox as one of the characters.
Person 2: I'm sold!
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Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.
First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
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An endangered squirrel that receives a disease from grey squirrels and is rapidly climbing the endangered list.
It has orange/red coloured fur, of a normal squirrel's size, but not aggressive and unable to protect itself from the disease.
Look around, red squirrel's aren't there.
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A golf ball that is hit into a tree's canopy.
Oh my! That ball is headed straight for the center of that big oak tree! This one has 'squirrel killer' all over it! I hope the little critters see it coming!
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The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.
No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.
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A bar that lonely/depressed failures in life go to, to drink and forget about life. Sometimes to meet or hook up other loners as well.
I'm going to the squirrel bar on Friday night after work because I got no where else to be, no where else to go.
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