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International blowjob day. Your wife/girlfriend has to give you head at every opportunity all day, even in the car.
Hey babe did you know its BJ 20july today?
Really? Take off your pants let me give you head
This how you should ask a sexy guy named bhargav for a blowjob....and rub it with sandpaper before you blow that mighty dick
she:Can I offer u a bg bj
Bhargav:Yeah sure why not
MILF of the main line.
Verb: A mother that fucks her daughter's boyfriends.
Yea she 'BJ Spencer'd' me
A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.
He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.
I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.
Nov. 5th marks an important day every year...where a man can enjoy his enchiladas while being on the receiving end of a blow job that is expected to be at the same level of sloppiness as said enchilada. This holiday is not to be taken lightly a forgotten BJ and enchilada day could result in a reaction equivalent to that of a man forgetting your birthday, anniversary, or even Valentines day! Get your enchilada sauce and hair ties ready ladies!!!
I can't believe she forgot today was BJ and enchiladas day...i mean does she really even care about me at all??? How could she do this again???
Nov. 5th....national bj and enchiladas day!
Today is national bj and enchiladas day!