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a male organ that girls suck and stick inside themselves for both male and female sexual pleasure
dud that girl was sucking on my penis!
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Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.
The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.
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The male reproductive organ that is often inserted into many different things such as the famle/male/animal's ear, nose, asshole, vagina, clevage, mouth or such things as pie, holes in the wall, or just simple mud. It is also used for ejaculating onto any of the above surfaces, and even as a method for waking someone up by use of slapping it near or on the victim's face.
Oh boy would I love to slap you with my penis! Yay!
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The love pole. Girls need it because it makes the feel real. A real good girls likes to suck on it all the time just to feel useful in life.
Jim's girlfriend sucks his penis a lot because if she didn't she would whether and die out of uselessness.
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