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crap juice

Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.

"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."

"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."

by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006


pong juice

Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.

Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock.

Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.

Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.

by fruitermelon January 3, 2010


Gobby-Juice

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.

We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.

by Fizzy Gravy February 24, 2023


Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee

Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No thatโ€™s Piss Juice

by golfish May 1, 2019


Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.

Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.

by DirtyDfromtheBAC August 24, 2015


onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017

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Slug Juice

When you leave an unfinished joint outside overnight and smoke it the next day/month or longer.

"Hey man you got any weed?"
"No but we can smoke the slug juice on the windowsill."

by Slug Boy March 2, 2019

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