Back to the Salt Mines

To go back to tedious work after a good break.

Kids: "Laughing", "Talking"
Teacher: Alright lets get "Back to the Salt Mines"

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plastic mines

A plastic mine is where raw plastic is extracted out of the earth. Since plastic isn't mined, this is completely wrong and used to flame idiots.

"OMg i r teh l33t hax0r"
"Shut the fuck up and go back down the plastic mines where you shall eat nothing but cardboard salt."

"Send the *Insert group of people* back down the plastic mines."

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blue sky mining

The practice of completely stripping a region bare of all natural resources without regard to sustainability, such as clearfelling a rainforest, intensive cultivation without fertilizing, or open-cast strip-mining a mountain range. This phrase was also used by 80s rock band Midnight Oil as the name of a popular song.

If we continue blue sky mining the Amazon rainforests, pretty soon we won't have any oxygen to breathe!

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Chilean Mine Shaft

Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo

Last night I gave my girlfriend a chilean mine shaft last night

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Canary in the whore mine

Like the lame zebra that the herd tolerates, the canary in the whore mine is the predictable skunk that a group of girls brings along when they go out to sacrifice to the fiercest (and least desirable) male predators . . .

"Hey Rachel, a group of us are going clubbin' Friday night, want to join?"
"I don't know - is that bitch Heather going to be there?"
"Yeah - we needed a canary in the whore mine."

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Louisiana land mine

when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum and then she farts and it explodes out like a mine

i heard jerry and betsy louisiana land mined then other day

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Wario's Gold Mine

1. Mario kart Wii track know for being extremly hard for being on the second cup. 2. Heaven for mario kart wii trollers. 3. Hell

Ughh, i got my ass kicked again on Wario's Gold Mine