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Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

by DefectiveFish May 10, 2017


Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017


suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019


American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022


bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them

i am apart of the bagel nation

by edentheeater December 5, 2016


Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC July 29, 2008

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Bagel Banger

The AD of CFSL ND

That Claydon guy is a real Bagel Banger

by Prison Mike1 June 8, 2021