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i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month

yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready

by yessirskiiiie December 9, 2020


Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 4, 2023


Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.

hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?

by Bert Retain February 21, 2013


Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022


Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!

I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".

by willyd1968 August 25, 2018


kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

by Ms.Porkchop March 28, 2024


Hot an ready

A gurl who doesn't have STDs or body funk from being came in all day and doesn't require a shower before they enjoy themselfs.

Like how is for play now a day's hold up I got a shower an hide how gross I am 1st. .. BUT HOLD THAT ENERGY ILL B BACK N 45 MINS pretending to b hot an ready!

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021