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Soft Saturdays are when you take a Wednesday off as a vacation day, thus creating a mini weekend during the week. It is also acceptable to refer to this Wednesday vacation as a Soft Sunday. Soft Saturday's also create Soft Thursdays/Fridays out of Monday and Tuesday respectively (glass half full situation).
Sorry I can't make that meeting on Wednesday, I've got a Soft Saturday planned.
adj. something that is soft but not too soft, possesses a rugged aspect.
man: this blanket is very soft but it does not threaten my dignity as a man. this is man soft.
(n) In geology lingo, soft rock is sedimentary rock.
Willie is a soft rock geologist; he only digs shale and stuff.
White suburbs teenage girls who wear classic rock, metal or grunge band shirts paired with black skinny jeans that may have rips in them and black boots or black tennis shoes. They even wear flannels either around their waist or normaly. They have long hair that's bone straight that has unnatural hair color in it. They run blogs that contain content like bruises/hickeys on a white women's body, gore, NIRVANA, 5sos, a sad auote, anything related to depression or mental illness. They claim they know what grunge is but if you ask em they'll say 5sos or the only band they know that is grunge, Nirvana. They talk about Kurt Cobain like they knew him personally and aim to look like his DAUGHTER Frances Bean Cobain. They like to say 5 Seconds Of Summer is punk rock. They listen to shit like Arctic Monkeys, The 1975, and 5sos. They'll wear band shirts like Greenday and if you ask them what their favorite song is they'll say American Idiot. Basically the scene kids of today.
Soft Grunge Girl: *wears black band shirt with black skinny jeans, flannel around waist, and black shoes* IM SO GRUNGE I HAVE NIRVANA SONGS ON MY PHONE !!111!
Normal Girl: cool, no one cares. *listens to L7*
The soft cap is often referred to as the level you can get to easily, or throughout the natural progression of an rpg style game. You can usually beat the game by achieving the soft cap level. Final Fantasy, Fallout and Elder Scroll games are probably a good example of this.
The soft cap is achieved before the hard cap, which would be the absolute maximum level you can achieve, but usually has diminished returns and is not worth pursuing.
Casey: Do I need to farm a lot in Fallout.
Cooper: Nah man, just play the storyline and you will level up naturally. The soft cap is more than enough to beat the game.
Something lots of middle school boys have because they masturbate wayyy too much
Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!
Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)
a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.
You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.
Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.
Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.