Slub the Dolphin

A dolphin renowned for its skill in the martial art tae kwon dolphin, Slub is a lethargic yet lethal killing machine.

In Tralee myth it is said that Slub busted an entire train of a thousand hoes out of the brothel of the Gods. In retaliation the Gods sent the hero Quorn to battle Slub, yet Slub emerged victorious and pimped evermore in the halls of Tralee.

And Behold! Slub didst battle like a tornado of water. And whereupon all dust had settled, none did prevail but Slub of Tralee.

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lucas the dolphin

a very sexy dolphin.
gets ALLL the ladieees.
he likes to say "ILOVEYOU"
likees to inturde on peoples conversations.

dophin by day, secret agent by night.

also, a bad ass motherr fucker.

Hey;
That guy is such a lucas the dolphin.

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dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

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spank the dolphine

to masturbate at sea

I was at the beach and felt kind of horny so I decided to spank the dolphine

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Dolphin Lips

A much larger and more noticeable version of the cameltoe, the lips of the vagina resemble the lips of a dolphin. A pair of dolphin lips is usually identifiable by seeing basically everything except while the woman is clothed.

Jill was walking around sporting her dolphin lips and then Cody noticed and was immidiately aware of what was happening.

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golden dolphin

the act of urinating upon someone and then tossing them into a body of water

I gave that bitch a golden dolphin, she's never going to mess with my car again.

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Chocolate Dolphin

1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.

2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.

3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.

1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"

2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"

3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"

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