Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~

Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII

Bling Job

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

Bling Job

Getting a rim job while taking a piss.

Sweet bling job, baby!

bling the b-hole

The art of Bedazzling ones Butthole!

What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to Bling the B-hole for Ian.

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

Bump Bling

When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.

"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!