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it is where you havent wanked for so longthat all the excess cum builds up. then when u have sex you are able to cum 3 times before u finally admit defeat and go limp. which means 3 times the sex!
jim- Mayn i dint wank for like 4 weeks so when i fucked tracy i gave her a genie in a bottle!
Mushta - BOOOOO, U IS HECTIC BLUD!!!!!!
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A man who Jerks off in a bottle since he can't get a girl to fuck instead.
On Prom night the Bottle Fucker enjoyed himself in his car.
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When your man is too much of a pussy to let her see his small dick. He decides to shove a coke bottle down your throat while he holds your head.
A: hey man what happened last night?
B: uhm... nothing
A: oh I see. You pulled a coke bottle.
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When you and your friend are bored and you see and empty bottle and one or more of you have to pee, you open up the bottle and pee in it until its full. Then you go find someones house that you don't like and run up to the doorstep, take off the cover, lean it on the door, ring the doorbell and go watch the pee fall into the house from a safe distance.
dude we totally piss bottled that fag next door.
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the most amazing drink ever. so good it could give you an orgasm.
'that milkshake was a orgasm in a bottle'
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The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.
I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!
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A largely unstable person, usually exciting and fun to be around but able to snap and destroy a person physically, mentally and spiritually.
They are generally easy going but inside is a festering mound of molten insanity waiting to be spewed forth onto many different people...i.e.
Bad Drivers,
Soccer Moms,
Black People,
Females or anything with a vagina like opening
Bad Actors,
Alec Baldwin,
Tia Carrera,
and midgets.
Watch out for that bitch, shes a bottle of crazy.
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