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When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.
Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.
One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".
I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.
Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.
Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.
When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops
Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.
Once I start wet-poofin’, next thing you know I’ll be bubblin’ brown.
Female on all fours, male standing behind. As if snatching a revolver from a holster at noon, male raises finger-pointed hand rapidly and pushes extended digit into female's anus.
"What's the matter Mary?"
"Oh Jim gave me a Cowboy Brown last night"
When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.
Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?
No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.
Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.