Slutty brownies

Brownies baked with hits of ecstasy throughout, blowing hash brownies out of the water. Often used to covertly initiate orgies without having to go through with awkwardly asking who wants to have an orgy.

This results in a chocolatey froth pile of satisfaction.

Side effects include an aroma of whores and success.

Limit one brownie per person, otherwise leading to a happily satisfying death via heart explosion.

Girl 1: "The party was getting really dull, so i passed out some slutty brownies to spice things up"

Girl 2: "How did that go?"

Girl 1: "Have you ever wondered what Heaven is like?"

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Brownie Bag

Thats when a Browns quarterback gets sacked by a opposing team.

The Browns quarterback just got brownie bagged by the Steeler linebacker.

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Brownie Points

Some bullshit, inanimate currency your mom gives you when you’ve done something to win her favor or affection. Somehow related to the Girl Scouts, but she can’t quite remember and can’t relive her glory days, even in her memories.

“Sweetheart, did you take out the trash and do the dishes without me even asking? Awh, what a good boy. You’ve definitely scored some brownie points today!”

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brownie bite

licking someone's butthole

"she showed him her back boobs in exchange for a brownie bite"

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Frosted Brownie

a black person who acts like hes white

jermane was actin so white, ya hes such a frosted brownie

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butt brownie

1. the slimy discharge that comes from your anus
2. chunky tasty things that fall out of your butt
3. name for your girlfriend/boyfriend

jesse: i ate some delicious butt brownies the other day.
jenna: sweet! were they slimey or chunky?

jenna: that's my butt brownie over there. i love him!
jesse: :^)

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brownie points

The tell-tale reference points of contact made while brown nosing the BOSS; a source of recognition of one's depth perception, which is what seperates you from a simple brown noser and an all out s#!t head. If they appear behind your ears, you may want to practice holding your breath,that is if you really need that raise.

Billy brought Miss Kinky an apple,and a box of MAGNUM Condums. I think he's working on his brownie points.

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