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False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
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Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.
Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.
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Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died
Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...
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1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.
2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.
1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"
2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"
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How to make a BT burger: add ketchup, mustard, onion, and crumbled up ritz crackers to the ground beef. Then form the patties. Next step is to cook the burgers on a skillet over low heat for 30 minutes, turning each halfway through. Add bug light for flavor.
Named after BT (Oddkast) during his broadcast when he made his BT Burger. Hand washing is not required.
Nick made me a BT Burger, I’d rather eat dog shit than that!
A meal named after (and associated with) the impoverished, council house area of Four Acre in St Helens.
An Acres Burger is a standard burger where the conventional buns have been replaced with sliced white bread. This would typically be seen as a struggle meal and would likely be seen in instances where there is a lack of budget for burger buns (such as within the council houses of the Four Acre area). Because of this, the meal is typically ridiculed, especially when someone is consuming an Acres Burger nearby. The term 'Acres Burger' is typically exclusive to residents of St Helens due to the obscurity of the Four Acres area, so the term may be prefixed with a different area local to that of the user.
1- "Mate I'm fucking starving but there's nothing in the house."
2- "Have you got Farmfoods quarter pounders?"
1- "Yeah."
2- "Have you got a loaf of Warbies?"
1- "Yeah."
2- "Acres Burger."
A fictitious fast food establishment that appears in NBC's: Parks and Rec. The restaurant is known for it's over-sized portions, beverages that are comically too large, and a diet water beverage with "only 60 calories" called Diet Water Zero Light.
"Don't go to Paunch Burger, their burgers are full of wasps!"
"Yeah, but they're real good!"