Random
Source Code

Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 08, 2010


Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died

Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...

by jake5443 November 05, 2004


Lan-Burger

1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.

2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.

1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"

2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"

by Mo19oM May 01, 2009


Acres Burger

A meal named after (and associated with) the impoverished, council house area of Four Acre in St Helens.
An Acres Burger is a standard burger where the conventional buns have been replaced with sliced white bread. This would typically be seen as a struggle meal and would likely be seen in instances where there is a lack of budget for burger buns (such as within the council houses of the Four Acre area). Because of this, the meal is typically ridiculed, especially when someone is consuming an Acres Burger nearby. The term 'Acres Burger' is typically exclusive to residents of St Helens due to the obscurity of the Four Acres area, so the term may be prefixed with a different area local to that of the user.

1- "Mate I'm fucking starving but there's nothing in the house."
2- "Have you got Farmfoods quarter pounders?"
1- "Yeah."
2- "Have you got a loaf of Warbies?"
1- "Yeah."
2- "Acres Burger."

by SpeechOfStHelens August 27, 2022


Paunch Burger

A fictitious fast food establishment that appears in NBC's: Parks and Rec. The restaurant is known for it's over-sized portions, beverages that are comically too large, and a diet water beverage with "only 60 calories" called Diet Water Zero Light.

"Don't go to Paunch Burger, their burgers are full of wasps!"
"Yeah, but they're real good!"

by InfiniteFeedback October 01, 2018


BT Burger

How to make a BT burger: add ketchup, mustard, onion, and crumbled up ritz crackers to the ground beef. Then form the patties. Next step is to cook the burgers on a skillet over low heat for 30 minutes, turning each halfway through. Add bug light for flavor.

Named after BT (Oddkast) during his broadcast when he made his BT Burger. Hand washing is not required.

Nick made me a BT Burger, I’d rather eat dog shit than that!

by Vanilla_Fraggers January 18, 2021


uh a burger?

When you're high and went to Starbucks for no reason and said: "uh, a burger?"

A cashier at Starbucks. "what can I get you?" High person. "uh a burger?'

by burgers please May 15, 2018