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Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021


naked rooster

Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.

I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.

by GingerMedic May 13, 2016


naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 1, 2016


starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018


nake it nack

nake it nack is when you stick 3 fingers in someone’s butthole and then lick the butthole and right after you do the devils tango

“i had fun this weekend lwk
what’d you do?”
“i was able to nake it nack with Lindsay

by jonglebeans March 9, 2023


naked spacewalk

When two males in bottomless spacesuits in a dark room simulate the docking of the international space station with their penises.

Guy 1: hey man, did you see that video of the international space station.
Guy 2: no bro, why?
Guy 1: me and Mark reenacted it with the naked spacewalk.

by Valinore December 8, 2017


naked eating

Eating out, besides 'eating out' at a restaurant, is what you do to a girl's pussy. I use my tongue, my lips, my fingers, and sometimes my teeth (carefully!) on my girlfriend's pussy. I love to eat her out before sex or just for fun when I crave it. There is so much more you can do with a girl than you can orally with a guy. Although I love to receive when she wants to give too.

I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.

If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!

Sex just isn't sex until she squirts into my mouth when we be naked eating

by ej14756 April 1, 2017