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The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.
Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.
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noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.
taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!
mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.
marc: i cant even stay awake...
*Captain Briefcase enters the room*
taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!
*everyone is turned to stone*
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1 - The name of the deadly virus from Stephen King's novel 'The Stand'; 2 - more commonly known in drug circles as a rough after-period following intense use.
1 - "Captain Trips killed almost all of America"; 2 - "Man, last night I was so high I woke up this morning next to Captain Trips!"
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Captain Caveman, possibly the most hairy catoon character ever & hails from Wacky Races, where he raced a similar model car to that of Fred Flinstone. Knon for his prowess with a finely fashioned club and his infatuation with Penelope Pitstop.
Captain Caveman really doesn't like Dick Dastardly
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A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.
Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.
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1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.
2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.
3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album
Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass
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A Dirty Sanchez with a goatee added.
"When she was done sailing with Cap'n Morgan, Captain Sanchez took the wheel and ventured for dirty territories."
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