crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

Levi’s carrot

Object that Levi consumes and lives in.

P1: Whose carrot is that?
P2: That’s Levi’s carrot.

Pink carrot

You use a carrot to please your partner then the carrot breaks and you need to suck it out

Last night I met this chick on tinder and gave her the pink carrot

Dirty Carrot

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming

Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!

Carrot muncher

Someone who has a talent and/or habbit for performing oral sex on a male with ginger hair

I hear your sister like's gingers, what a carrot muncher