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In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.
I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.
Carson Mclean means tall
woah
carson means beast
Woah dude your a Carson Mclean(BEaSt)
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
carson: YESSSSSSSSSS
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*hugs ██████*
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question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
carson: YOU DID IT!!!
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.
"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."
A kind guy with a huge heart. Will make you feel loved and respected. You will want to create a future with a carson. they are trust worthy and great listeners. They are always willing to stand up for you. They have your back 24/7. You may get in a fight every now and then. They are stubborn but deep down, they are soft. They will always apologize for things that weren't their fault to try and make it better. Although they seem perfect, they will hurt you. They will go behind your back and make you feel unwanted. They aren't worth your time. But you will always love them
-whos that new guy
-oh, that's carson :)
Underground badass kids that do crazy shit and live life to the fullest while apart of the underground duo group atk.
Damn bro that’s carson and derek