Mangina cream

typically the cream applied to one's mangina in order to alleviate a rash. a mangina is basically when a man has a very small penis and doesn't act like a man and also gives free blowjobs at that one gas station at around 2PM ...every day.

yo dog my mangina be itchin, go get me some mangina cream

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Salad Cream

Salad Cream is when a males ejaculate is so watery and unfull of semen it is like a diet splurge.

No need to worry about putting a condom on babe, my man mess is pure salad cream.

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Cream Skimming

Often takes place in Oligopolistic markets. The act of trying to attract high-end consumers with large real purchasing power. Then the firms leave the market - Hit and Run competition

Cream skimming is dirty

Duuuuude, this fucking cream skimmer just came along and ate up all my supernormal profits. what a fucking h4xor

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Ice cream

The best fing food you will ever meet
Better than pie, candy, or any dessert

Bob u want ice cream?

Sure bro.

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coffee and cream

A black female and a white male.

Jared: Come here girl and let me put some cream in your coffee.
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!

Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!

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Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

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jerk cream

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

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