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A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
Dave Segen, you're not so bad.
That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.
Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated
Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.
When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended
Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?
Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick
Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?
Tommy: Yes
The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.
Refer to Dave
Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'
He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.
Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?
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A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.
Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.
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