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An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated
Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.
That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.
Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
Dave Segen, you're not so bad.
When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended
Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?
Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick
Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?
Tommy: Yes
He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.
Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?
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A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.
Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.
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