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What happens on the dance floor at high school dances.
The overflowing dance floor looked like a one thousand person orgy of dry sex.
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To essentially finger a girl, without getting in. Basically, your hand is in her pants but not her underwear.
"Did he finger you last night?"
"Not completely. He more dry fingered me."
"Does it still feel good?"
"Yeah."
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Grounds for impeachment when found on the dress of a president's secretary.
1.exibit A shows the dry sperm under UV light on her dress, spectacles, ponytail clip and earrings.
2.on further testing Dna of the dry sperm found to match that of Mr. Clinton
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a drink the gods bestowed upon our great nation... america. gives the user large penile enhancments and permeates the essence of hippness, that hot and horny chicks dig.
1. cory had sex with hot girls... he must drank canada dry
2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
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Hello, I'm looking for a contractor that can help me out getting some dry wall installed. What are the rates?
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At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel".
"After I had sex with his wife, I dry docked one in his office bathroom."
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The act of the female farting while the member is being removed from the anal cavity after anal intercourse.
After banging my girl in the ass, she performed the dry cleaner on my hammer which blew the corn nuggets off.
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