the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off
I took a dumping jack on Jane last night
The stank left behind when you take a dump
When I walked into the restroom the dump cloud hit me in the face like a bitch slap!
The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"
Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.
I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.
A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.
That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.
When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.
(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)
Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump
When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.
I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.