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A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.
Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!
Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.
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Heavy Duty Equipment has two meanings:
1. the actual equipment used on farms, in warehouses, factories etc. that requires special training to use. This type of equipment should not be used under the influence of drugs or alcohol as it is dangerous.
2. a subtle reference to a man's penis size. In this case, it is suggesting that the man's cock is ENORMOUS and may hurt the female while penetrating during sex. Unlike the first meaning, it can be used under the influence of drugs and alcohol and sometimes produces better results.
Hannah: So how was he?
Stephanie: Well let's say he has some heavy duty equipment that I couldn't handle. I need an ice pack for my vag.
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When one is so pissed off by the other players mental deficiency, they scream random shit at the top of their lungs.
Me: Today, some asshole came up and knifed me and I couldn't help but shout FRED DURST!
Friend: Who's Fred Durst?
Me: The singer of that shitty rap metal band Limp Bizkit
Friend: Why would you say that?
Me: Because I have Call of Duty Tourette's
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An absolute lie about how many pages your printer can print in a month. Take this number, divide it by 20, and that's what you can actually print per month without destroying your printer.
Pat: Our new printer has a Monthly Duty Cycle of 300,000 pages!
Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?
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'duty man' In some fire brigades in the UK a watch member will be designated the role of general dogsbody.
The 'duty man' (dutyperson) shall carry out all menial tasks around the fire station eg, answering telephones, greeting visitors, emptying dustbins etc. The duty man usually recieves much harrassment from the remaining watch members, but each member gets to take his turn as 'duty man' and shall recieve similar treatment from the watch. A common used phrase... "hey dutyman, change the roller towel bitch!".
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The most overrated game in the history of video gaming.
Noob/Casual/Mainstream Gamer: OMFG liek call of duty 4 is da best game evar made!1 olol xbox rulz
Hardcore/Old School Gamer: No it isn't. It does nothing that other shooters haven't done before million times already. You idiots just think it's a great game because it has shiny graphics, it's popular and the reviewers praise it.
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The exact same as Call of Duty 4, except your weapons downgrade to WWII weapons and the maps are different.
Jack: Dude, Call of Duty 5 is like the exact same as Call of Duty 4!
Geoff: I know but we get shittier weapons on bigger maps!
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