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Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.
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A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.
Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!
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used to describe an instance of frusteration, annoyance, or grief.
"I spilled my alcaholic beverage, fur fuck sake."
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The felt furniture pads used on the legs and undersides of furniture to protect your flooring.
You're gonna need a fur baby on each of the legs of that chair so the hardwood doesn't get scratched.
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This is the day before Fur-day and if you participate in this you cannot do Fur-day, Anti-fur day is a great day of crusading sin and killing cringe, this is taken place at 19th December every year and is very fun and holly, "to erase sin gives me serotonin." Says a ransome guy with a cool SHOTGUN,
Jimmy:hey Billy its Anti-fur day,
Billy:oh boy here I come to erase cringe!
Jimmy:yes but do we have the two uzis you bought online,
Billy:oh yes here you go,
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Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.
1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.
2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!
And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)
Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
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Person or persons at a sex party that sits in the corner without participating in the group acvitivty.
Hey do you want rub up and down on the sex party fur?
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