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A tourist trap halfway up Lookout Mountain, TN, which features a water-pumped waterfall which is only 79 feet tall, despite the company's claim that it is 150 feet tall, located deep inside a death-trap of a cave.
I have 13 dollars and an hour and a half to waste, so I am going to go to Ruby Falls.
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A man knows he is in love when he is shaving in the bathroom, and his girlfriend casually stroles in and proceeds to sit down and take a big shit in his presence.
After man gets over the initial shock of the situation and realizes he is falling in love :
"Will you marry me?"
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A small city in Upstate New York that's part of New York's Greater Capital Region, surrounded by various towns that might as well all be one big shithole. The job market has been steadily declining for decades so every other person is selling weed or stripping cars. A few investment groups tried cleaning up the neighborhoods after urban decay swept the region in the 90s and 2000s but the only thing that really stays decent are the buildings downtown. Almost everyone lives in apartment complexes or houses converted into multiple residences. Whenever someone gets killed over drugs (Only maybe a couple or three times a year, not too bad here tbh) its almost always ruled a suicide so the Detectives can go back to counting their bribe money from the drug kingpins that supply the areas dealers. Groups of teenage degenerates usually roam the streets looking for shit to steal or other groups to anagonize, mainly because they have no parental guidance since their dads walked out on them and their moms are selling their pussy for crack down on South Street, the center for scumbag nightlife and the area's red light district.
I lived around South St. on New Pruyn in Glens Falls when I was a kid and almost everyone in the neighborhood lived in rundown houses from the 1910s that were converted into multiple apartments so money grubbing landlords could collect thousands per week in rent. The apartments improved when they were bought up by investors but the rent jacked so now more people are running drugs in that part of town than ever.
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"It's like falling but it happens a lot"
"...it's like the butterfly but significantly more tragic and fall-y"
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Contrary to popular belief, Mechanic Falls is not a shit hole. It is a quaint little town set in Androscoggin, Maine. If you really want a shit hole go to Lewiston, Maine it is full of scary, creepy drug addicts.
I liked Mechanic Falls, it was beautiful!
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1) Periods of cold weather occurring between September and November.
2) A clumsy Oriental person.
1) Summer has officially left us; a fall nip is in the air.
2) Did you see Kenji tip over the table after a night of too much sake? What a Fall Nip!
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Nicknamed "CF",A shitty, bankrupt, one square mile city in northern Rhode Island where about 17,000 people reside. It consists of mostly triple Decker apartment and mills and is a realtively dirty city. Over 50% percent of the population is Spanish and the rest of the population is mostly black. Its pretty much a ghetto city with one of the worst high schools in the country and is an overrun by drugs. Bottom line is that its not an ideal place to live.
Barrington kid: Oh shit your from cf? Does your house get shot up all the time?
CF kid: Nah but the kid who lives next to me just got shot yesterday.
Barrington kid: I'm lucky my parents make an income if 3,000,000 dollars every year so I don't have to live in central falls.
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