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When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage
Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?
A Helll Fart is when you fart and your ass explodes and you die.
Me: My brother died yesterday.
Friend: Oh my! How?
Me: He... He... Hell Farted.
Friend: NOOOOOO!
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Foghorn farts are a deep, loud rumbling flatulence.
Gawd, Fisher must have a ship up his ass with all those foghorn farts!
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An emission of noxious gas from one's anal cavity which has the distinct smell of diarrhea.
As we were all chilling at the party, Julie ripped a diarrhea fart that cleared out the entire room with its vicious smell.
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A politician's promise before election for the purpose of getting the vote.
During the time leading up to the presidential elections all you heard from the mouths of the candidates was a whole lot of cow farts.
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A popular "haunted mansion" style ride at the South Park carnival which costs 3 tickets to enter. The ride takes you around on a track while automated farts shoot out in all directions.
"Dare you enter the chamber of farts?"
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It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.
If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.
I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.
I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)