A ruinend orgasm.
Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?
Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."
Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.
A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?
Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.
John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
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When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.
You: "I love the shit fountain!"
Sergal 1: hey, do you wanna make a Cheese Wheel?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?