A great American Italian restaurant, mostly famous for their delicious bread sticks
“Mmm I love the Italian restaurant Olive Garden!” Said Samantha
Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal
I went to olive garden and had a bad time
I would like to plow your MEAT GARDEN.
I'm gonna plant my seed in your MEAT GARDEN
1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.
Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.
a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)
Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro
If shes dating a gay guy does that mean shes actually a man?
Ryan gardener will blow up the world