It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
When you’re banging someone in the butt in a Volkswagen and it backfires and the person Shits your dick out.
Dude, last night I got A German backfire in my Jetta.
A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper
That Lepper is such a sick Cunt, during judo he gave me a German necktie and I think I liked it.
A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
I've never had a German cigar before.
May I have a German cigar, my lady.
When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.
Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.
A sexual act when your sexual partner inserts a German sausage in your urethra.
Did you her Hans and his boyfriend did the German hotdog last night?
A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.
Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.