When you’re banging someone in the butt in a Volkswagen and it backfires and the person Shits your dick out.
Dude, last night I got A German backfire in my Jetta.
A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper
That Lepper is such a sick Cunt, during judo he gave me a German necktie and I think I liked it.
A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
I've never had a German cigar before.
May I have a German cigar, my lady.
A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
A sexual act when your sexual partner inserts a German sausage in your urethra.
Did you her Hans and his boyfriend did the German hotdog last night?
A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.
Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.
The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members
I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night