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The study of Harry Potter
"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"
George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"
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A school situated around Peckham Rye where the Headteacher has had enough, the Vice Principal gives you negatives for not walking on the left side of the staircase, and 70% of the school are roadmen. The others are posh pricks who read books everywhere they go and have 5 badges on their blazers. The school is so poor they have to use plastic cutlery. Most of the good teachers have left the school because of how shit it is and now we’re stuck with the ones that are only in it for the money. Not naming names but *cough cough* Miss De Cos. The PE teachers stink and *cough cough* Mr Belcher is bulking. They complain at us for trying to wear warm clothes in the winter when they stand at the side in 5 puffer jackets and 3 pairs of Adidas trackies. The isolation room fucking stinks of sweat and piss. Mr Delsol hates children and fucking wants them to starve and die. The unseasoned cabbage Miss Stewart’s voice sounds like she got ran over by a bunch of fucking frogs and she swallowed them all. I hope your child gets aborted u bitch. How dare u give me minus four for sneezing? Suck your marjarae. Kmt. Fucking shit school. Hope it gets bombed by Al Habeeb. Fucking why can’t a tornado hit our fucking school? I’m fucking done. Absolute bollucks.
Person: What school u go?
Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.
"Pull A Harry"
A certain behaviour of a person pretending or just simply not being aware of the happening situation and acting not accordingly to the current situation, mostly because of too little awareness or a temporary inactivity.
Pierce: WW3 has started
*few days later*
Harry: Guy omg WW3 started
Pierce: We literally said that a few days! Why are you always pulling a Harry?
The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
“Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”
Ginger fade who cannot stop thinking about marvel super alliance, feel-happy meds and vampire diaries
george harris has a ginger fade
A litty YouTube channel every person ever should be subscribed to.
Did y’all see the new Harris Gaming video last night?
A porn version of Harry Potter.
Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."
Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
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